Every man knows there is no place like home. Especially if home has 6 mounted TV’s for Football Sunday’s, and a naked lady vacuuming your room. We all know that technology is key if you want the most bad a$$ home around, and with the holiday season coming up, all the cool gadget are coming out. Here is a rundown off all the technologies that you would rather hang out with than your girlfriend

1. PHONE

• The Motorola Droid

We all know that the iPhone is cool and its features are awesome…when you can get quality service with AT&T (which is about 50 percent of the time). Bottom line is nowadays we have two brains: the one inside our head and the one inside our phone. If your a savvy businessman or just the average guy who wants to stay in contact with his friends or the ladies, it is annoying to lose contact with the world.  The Droid brings together Verizon’s superior service with the most high tech Google Android yet (and the first to hit Verizon). A screen bigger than the iPhone and data capabilities equaling Blackberry’s (email, calendar, and contacts including Microsoft exchange server capabilities). This phone is the only way to go if you want to impress the ladies.

2. HOME AUDIO

• The Pioneer VSX-1019AH-K

For the price, there probably is not a better receiver out there. Price maxed out at $599.00, this receiver offers 4 HDMI inputs, direct connection for ipod through usb port (also allowing scrolling through music with graphical onscreen interface). Up-conversion for 1080p video and up-conversion for audio. If you want sick audio and full technological capabilities nothing is better for the price.

• Aperion Intimus 4T Hybrid

A sleek looking Wooden 6 speaker set with two tall towers that will deafen you for sure; a 10 year warranty and a sub-woofer to send a certified earthquake through your house. This cherry wood finish will make her move all night to “My Humps.” And don’t worry, we’re pretty sure that these speakers are so loud, the neighbors won’t hear anything.

3. HOME VIDEO

• Oppo BDP-83

Not only does this player include an HDMI cable, but it is also the top of the line for both DVD and Blu Ray quality. It includes two USB ports and an efficient back lit controller. Although it does not offer streaming media sources like Netflix or Pandora it is the best quality out there.

• Panasonic TC P50V10

The Panasonic TC P50V10 is one of the top plasmas in black level performance, and the 200,000:1 contrast ratio doesn’t hurt its HD quality either. This TV also isn’t outrageously expensive like top of the line LED’s. It also boasts 4 HDMI and one PC input. Selective Internet connectivity is another cool aspect to add onto the things I like about this TV.

4. GAMING

• Xbox 360 Elite

This black console includes 120 GB memory, HDMI cords, component cords and a controller making you game ready right away. It does not hurt that this will blend in perfectly with your TV and receiver, leaving your room, or mancave, with a sleek black look that will definitely scream BACHELOR.

• Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

With how realistic these games are getting, you’ll be as good as a trained soldier after beating Modern Warfare 2 on hard. Call of Duty returns with its amazingly original and thrilling game. Beat the game – don’t worry, you can fight infinitely online either in cooperative mode or against your cronies.

• FIFA 2010 World Cup Edition

FIFA World Cup 2006 has to be one of the greatest games of all time. After playing FIFA 2010 there is no way the World Cup Edition will fail to continue the legacy of this excellent game. I’m already heating up for my trip to south Africa this summer on my Xbox 360.

5. COMPUTER

• The New Apple iMac

An awesome 27 inch screen, a sleek metallic and black front, dual core Intel processors running a 3.06 GHz. Enough said…sexy.

6. HOME ACCESSORIES

• Dyson Air Multiplier
  

Think of a fan that had no blades and took air and made double. This is exactly what the Dyson Air Multiplier does. No more choppy air; it gives your a stream of refreshing flow. If only a girl were so reliable and sleek looking!

• Cuisinart Griddler

Cook burgers or Panini’s and everything in between. Hangovers, munchies or late night snacks will no longer be challenging with The Griddler. Invite her over for a date and make gourmet sandwiches she’ll like it and think your a pro.