Anytime you get stopped at a light and stuck behind some other A-Ho who shouldn’t be behind the wheel, it’s time to read their stupid ass bumper stickers about the brain-dead Honor Student they’ve thoughtlessly brought into the world, the lame excuse for why they’re not driving their OTHER car or some phony commie crap about social or animal injustice.

But once in a while you get stopped behind someone with a great sense of humor. And hopefully smoking hot. Suddenly all your problems and worries evaporate into a general sense of well-being and you find the strength to go on with your crappy life for one more day. Or not. Who cares… here’s some frickin’ funny bumper stickers. The light just turned green and we’ve already gone on WAY too long…

By now you’re probably thinking:

We couldn’t agree more…