The Secret Lives of Babes

Reading a woman is like looking at a map without a compass. Getting them to devulge their secrets is harder than getting the Pope Benedict XVI laid. That being said, there are many things girls say that guys would love to know the truth behind. Luckily for you we have a tactical advantage. We have penetrated the female blockade and found the answers to the deepest darkest secrets of the female psyche.

1.) PMS is a great scape goat – Been overeating? Oh its just a hormonal imbalance extra long PMS you know. Said nasty thing’ behind peoples’ back? They don’t really think that, but the PMS does. Cheated on you? The PMS distorted their vision you thought it was you! Anyways you get the point. Women hate PMS just as much as they love it, this get out of jail free card allows them to pass go and still collect 200 dollars.

2.) They fall in love with you briefly after sex – Female hormones have them all messed up in the mind. The same hormones that somehow convinces them that carrying a little person who will make them fat is a good idea, also connect them strongly to us post sex. Dopamine and Oxytocin combine for a overwhelming flood of emotions that tell women: “Have my babies and stay with me forever.” Maybe you should just “fall asleep” right after sex to avoid these emotions, as they don’t last forever.

3.) Girls night is about as fun as it sounds to a guy – Let’s face it – girls night is not a good time like guys night. Women don’t go out get sloppy drunk and talk about sex and football. They talk about secretes and gossip leading to tension and a lack of fun. Women would rather hang with you than their girls. Don’t get jealous of girls night – they don’t like it that much anyway… Free time is nice though, and they do it for you to have “guy time.”

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