Going Postal: Russian Brides Are Getting Hotter!

Plenty of foreign diplomats have gotten snared in KGB stings messing with Russian women and they all say the same thing: “I couldn’t help myself. She was the hottest woman I ever saw.” Of course, like all societies, those girls represent the cream of the crop, right? Nyet.

According to Just A Guy Thing the average Russian Mail Order Bride is a top drawer, drop dead gorgeous minx that will match or better any girl you’re likely to see wrapped around a stripper pole or walking the Red Carpet. And they can be had for the price of a postage stamp!

Well… actually, these days, it’s more like the cost of a DSL modem connection, since the way to hook up with a mail order Russian (or the hottest MOB trend - Ukrainian!) Bride is over the web. And despite walls falling and the Russkies getting all interweb filthy rich through hacking scams, there are plenty of Eastern Bloc girls still dreaming of an American husband. Even if that means she’s more likely to end up with a balding, pouchy garbageman with a decent pension plan and unlimited health care benefits, courtesy of the local government.

So, if you’re into brushing up on (or against) a little Russian and long to say “Davay Pazshenimsya” to a truly hot Russian girl, check out the whole article and start licking some stamps.

Here are some more pics to get the saliva flowing: