How to Get out of Work Forever

Early Retirement full of beach days and beautiful babes, sounds good to me.   It’s pretty hard to beat the system this day and age but there still are some loopholes. Some are easier done that others but this is a list of what we think works best

1)Injure Yourself on Purpose

Disability is hard isn’t it? Who doesn’t want to get paid to hang out and do what they want. Watch out for the fraud watchdogs though, cause in prison if you’re disabled you can’t get away in the night.

2) Marry a Rich Woman

You not only get it on with hot half plastic babes but they support you too. Don’t mess with her she can easily pay to kill you and sue you for your soul.

3)Join a Cult

Or better yet start one. Being a religious leader may be hard at points, but when people are making sexual and monetary sacrifices to you, life can’t be bad.