Note to Self: She Isn’t Watching the Big Game For Your Friendship

Often times men have trouble realizing the signals a girl is sending. Lets be honest with ourselves; often we care less about her actions and more about whether her thong and bra look the same on as they do off. This is why men buy magazines that are factual instruction books, while women care about what some woman, who I have never heard of, is wearing. This is because men are factual we want to get from point A to C – women like to stop at B and just look around for a bit.

Well that was a bit of a rant, but anyway, there are a few simple ways to move from point A (thinking about where you would first sleep with her) to point B (analyzing her emotional responses to your actions). Honestly, this is important when trying to figure out if she wants to be more than friends, cause let’s face it – we aren’t gonna bulls#!t anyone and say we don’t wanna ruin the friendship.

Here are some easy sign that let you know she wants to use whip cream on her Sundae …evening

1) She stops talking about the others HE’S and starts questioning you about any of your SHE’S

Men do it all the time – we size up the competition and attack. With women they’ll size up the competition but that’s about it. Remember they work in mysterious ways; after all, they pee sitting down. There’s a reason the she wolf is a thing of legend.

2) Her friends watch you like a hawk

They are not only sizing you up, but also protecting her. Girls read gossip magazines, and you’re their real life version at the moment. Scandalous friend sex, and love tension rises with the bachelor they cant help it take the cue.

3)  She likes to hang out alone at all hours

The only time I hang out alone is to watch porn and sleep. The only reason she wants to hang out alone with you is to make porn and sleep.  Either way if your alone with her or yourself your winning. Hoooorayy!

For the rest of the list to tell tale signs she want to be more than friend check out MadeMan.