We have all heard of the Cleavland Steamer and Arabian goggles, but there are some moves that even the world’s most renowned sexologists fail to recognize. Let me warn you that these moves aren’t for those with a weak stomach or the inexperienced. Only Yoda and a select few have the force to carry these out.

1) The Arabian Death Mask: Take the move Arabian Goggles and add some noxious gasses to the mix and voila! You have the Arabian Death Mask…. Anyways, you get the picture.

2) The Double Fish Hook: Oh God, there is no SFW description I can think of without puking a little, so just check it out here.

3) The Canadian Jack Hammer: Lets just say you would probably get arrested for assault on this one.  Also lets face it -  anything with Canadian in front of it usually isn’t a good sign. For instance Tuxedo vs. Canadian Tuxedo.

4) Salty Walrus: When you drool down both sides of your face except……wait for it…. its not your drool.