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  • 20 Dirty Minecraft Buildings

    20 Dirty Minecraft Buildings

    May 29, 2012 at 6:00 am

    With the time it take to construct items in the blockbuster (get it) game Minecraft, we shudder to think about people who are this obsessed with constructing obscene Minecraft buildings. We present to you some of the dirtiest Minecraft constructions, from sex to urine to… well that covers most...

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  • 25 Awesome Supernova Photos

    25 Awesome Supernova Photos

    May 29, 2012 at 5:45 am

    Awesome supernova photos show perhaps the coolest thing in the entire universe. A supernova is an enormous star explosion which lights up the entire galaxy. As a species who gets excited when the moon passes in front of the sun, seeing the whole thing explode must be damn near orgasmic. To illustrate...

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  • The Honest Game of Life

    The Honest Game of Life

    May 29, 2012 at 5:30 am

    Let’s face it: Life’s not fair. Not everyone can be a full-time comedy website writer with rock-hard abs and enormous genitalia. That’s why the folks at College Humor have set up the Game of LIFE according to how things really go. Click here for the full game

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  • Top 5 Ways Kansas Farmers Will Spend Their Newfound Millions

    Top 5 Ways Kansas Farmers Will Spend Their Newfound Millions

    May 29, 2012 at 5:15 am

    Read about the Kansas oil boom, here 1. Barn-sized meth labs 2. Chauffeur-driven tractors 3. Buy a pair of bib overalls for every day of the week 4. Switch from drinking low-grade corn moonshine and start drinking high-grade corn moonshine that celebrities drink 5. Build a baseball stadium in a cornfield...

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  • Enormous Beobab Tree

    Enormous Beobab Tree

    May 29, 2012 at 5:00 am

    This beobab tree can hold over 25,000 gallons of water in its trunk. Plus probably a few clumsy squirrels, as well

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  • Vanuatu Land Diving Is For Extreme Natives Only

    Vanuatu Land Diving Is For Extreme Natives Only

    May 29, 2012 at 4:30 am

    In this clip, a series of Vanuatu natives show off a traditional sporting ceremony. Wearing loose skirts to accommodate their watermelon-sized brass balls, each native climbs to the top of a stories-high platform. Then, they leap off. Right before hitting the ground, their momentum is halted by a primitive...

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  • In Honor of Memorial Day: 25 Soldiers with Dogs

    In Honor of Memorial Day: 25 Soldiers with Dogs

    May 28, 2012 at 4:00 am

    Nothing melts hearts faster than soldiers with dogs, especially under the blistering desert sun. Memorial day kicks off the Summer season in a way that no measly solstice ever could. For us, this means barbecues, excessive drinking, and solemnly commemorating our fallen soldiers. It also means being...

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  • Top 5 Hurricane Names That Would Actually Be Worse than “Bud”

    Top 5 Hurricane Names That Would Actually Be Worse than “Bud”

    May 25, 2012 at 10:50 am

    1. Hurricane Hitler 2. Hurricane Facebook IPO 3. Hurricane Bumflinger 4. Hurricane Deathbringer 5. Hurricane Ass-Chapper

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  • Top 5 Things Astronaut Don Pettit Said after Docking the Dragon Space Capsule into the International Space Station

    Top 5 Things Astronaut Don Pettit Said after Docking the Dragon Space Capsule into the International Space Station

    May 25, 2012 at 10:07 am

    1. “I told you I could do this drunk” 2. “I hope this contains new astronaut diapers, because we’ve had to reuse.” 3. “Why didn’t you deliver that kilo of cocaine like I asked? I told you, it’s not illegal up here.” 4. “We’re gonna need...

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  • 25 Pictures of the Human Body Under an Electron Microscope

    25 Pictures of the Human Body Under an Electron Microscope

    May 25, 2012 at 5:30 am

    We love the change in perception that happens when ordinary objects are stared at under an electron microscope. Our gaze then turned inwards towards the human body, where we found images that were both fascinating and frightening. We took the best 25 pictures of the human body under an electron microscope...

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  • Bike Hanger

    Bike Hanger

    May 25, 2012 at 5:00 am

    This is great for people who are so messed up that even their bikes have personal space issues    

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  • William Shatner Repeatedly Assaults Balloon Lady in Weird-Ass Movie

    William Shatner Repeatedly Assaults Balloon Lady in Weird-Ass Movie

    May 25, 2012 at 4:30 am

    For some bizarre reason, this Williams Shatner isn’t so loving to the “different looking” ladies. We don’t want to see this in context, although it would stop us from being completely baffled. Shatner’s character either hates balloons or fat people… or acting rational.

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  • News Reporter Tries to Fake Sandstorm

    News Reporter Tries to Fake Sandstorm

    May 24, 2012 at 8:58 am

    This is better than the time he tried to fake a civil war

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