Make Your Mark. Aspirational lifestyle TV. Feed your ego.
If you spend time on the internet, you are probably familiar with a little site called chatroulette. It is a place where people can go and video chat with random strangers. Just like the name describes, it’s a gamble. Could be a cute chick, but more than...
Read MoreMarch 19, 2010 at 11:30 am by Billy D - Leave a Comment
2. Man Wins Lottery Day After Wife Divorces Him
3. Ghostbusters Alignment Chart
4. Winning March Madness Picks
6. 10 Actors Who Are TV Cancer
7. 10 Days Underwater Will Do This To Your Fingers
Zombies. Like your wife, they’re lifeless, undead creatures who want to eat your brain. Er, not my wife, no! She’s great. Love you, honey! Please don’t eat my brain. Anyway, recently, the “Zombie” genre is all the rage. Ever since...
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I attached my sunrise-viewing plans the way environmental legislation is tucked away on page 200 of a war bill. Maybe if I masked my plan of waiting in the mountains until 7 A.M. to watch the sunlight flood Barcelona as a wild night of club-hopping then I could...
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“The concept of the neighborhood is dying,” I had a friend tell me once. And for a lot of communities, I think that’s pretty true. Sure, there’s still “neighborhoods” anywhere you go. But the “neighborhood” doesn’t...
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Guns. In real life, kinda scary. Or awesome. But fictional guns are ALWAYS awesome, because they usually cause more damage and don’t kill any real people. Which usually allows Directors and Prop Guys everywhere in Hollywood to make them especially elaborate...
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Kevin Butler, Vice President of Realistic Movements sends us a message from the future. All the way in November 2010, a time where people eat their meals through a straw, and the Kansas city Royals win the world series. Sony celebrates the success of the future...
Read MoreMarch 18, 2010 at 12:00 pm by Billy D - Leave a Comment
1. Look Like A Doofus Hipster For Only $110
2. Meet Satan
4. Michelle “Bombshell” McGhee
5. Bollywood’s Hottest Leading Ladies
Some guys love comics…. but some guys love them waaaaaayyyyy too much. I mean geez, dude, are you really that dissatisfied with reality that you have to go to such lengths to become somebody else? Sure, “The Punisher” is a total bad-ass in the...
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There are many things to be afraid of in this world: terrorism, chimp attacks, swine flu, wasps, AIDS, WASP’s, WASP’s with AIDS, and so on. But when it comes to striking terror in the hearts of men, the prospect of marriage is at the top of the list....
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I won't douche it up by reading newspapers Dear Sir or Madam, Hello, my name is Max. Through supportive parents and a liberal arts education, I am under the misguided impression that I am above this, but my checking account balance says otherwise. Therefore...
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We’re lucky to live in modern times where stalking an ex is such an easy endeavor. Did you know that stalkers used to have to spend hours, sometimes even all day physically following “their only reasons to live?” So much damned energy. The olden...
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Just in time for St. Patrick’s day. Residents in Mobile, Alabama claim to have spotted a Leprechaun on numerous occasions. Allegedly the little mystical creature has been hanging out [...] Continue Reading…
Read MoreMarch 17, 2010 at 12:30 pm by Billy D - Leave a Comment
1. Anti-Irish Cartoons for St. Patrick’s Day
2. 9 Bizarre Green Foods to Try On St. Patrick’s Day
3. Funny Notes From The Wife
4. How To Drink With Dignity
5. “Other Guys” [...] Continue Reading…
“I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat, Everybody look at me, ‘Cause I’m sailing on a boat, I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat, Take a good [...] Continue Reading…
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