Couple Gets Married In a Wal-Mart

Honestly I’m not shocked. Wait, I take that back. I am shocked. I’m shocked it took this long. I’m shocked this didn’t happen...

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September 3, 2010 at 7:45 am

The Most Useless Women on Reality TV

Hell when reality TV is getting it’s own categories at the Emmy Awards you know it’s found its place on American television.  It’s...

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September 3, 2010 at 5:45 am

8 Things Conan O’Brien Should Do On His New TBS Show

This week, Conan O’Brien announced the name of his new TBS talk show....

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September 3, 2010 at 4:45 am

AM Hot Links – Homeless People, Jessica Alba and Online Dating

Click the photo to read the upside of being homeless.

Pictures like the one above crack me up. Not because of the sign. People look at the sign and go “oh that’s hysterical for a homeless guy” as if you can’t be funny and not have a dime to your name. I laugh at the idea that a funny person can’t be homeless. There are plenty of funny people without a pot to piss in. Actually, I know several people that are doing exceptionally well and still don’t have a pot to piss in because of the fact no one owns piss pots anymore. Except funny homeless guys. It all comes full circle.

Tons of funny people hang out on the EgoTV Facebook Page.

The Links

Jessica Alba Unleashes The Sexy – [Popoholic]
Five Celebrities Who Should Find a Chauffeur – [The Smoking Jacket]
The Cutest Girl You Will See Today, Guaranteed! – [Caveman Circus]
The Worst Board Game of All Time – [Cracked]
The Risky Part of Online Dating – [Uncoached]
Meet The Hometown Hotties Finalists – [Maxim]
Top 10: Most Overused Poker Terms – [Heavy]
69-Year-Old Grandma Shoots Intruder With Her .38 Special – [The Frisky]
Blake Lively Epic Cleavage Pics– [Celeb Jihad]
Grandpa Fight! – [Double Viking]
My Daddy Taught Me Good – [Manofest]
31 Hot Chick Photos To Help Create Your Own College Motivational Posters – [Busted Coverage]
Top Ten Lay’s Flavors in China – [Gunaxin]
Michael Bay Places $50k Bounty On Head Of Puppy-Thrower – [Screen Junkies]
Smoking Baby. Such a Quitter – [Noob Dad]

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September 3, 2010 at 3:45 am

PM Hot Links – Bad Girls, Monopoly and Matt Leinert Career Changes

Click the photo for some not-so-great moments in text messaging.

There are countless stories about text messaging going horribly wrong. Take the above image as an example. There have to be instances where text messages sent by mistake actually made for an even better situation. For example, sexting the wrong person and they are actually into it. It has to have happened. If not, I’m going to try it. I’ll start from the top of my phone list and work down. First message goes to Aunt Emma. What’s the text abbreviation for anal?

Sext as much as you want on the EgoTV Facebook Page.

The Links

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September 2, 2010 at 12:45 pm

A Gallery Of Banksy Wall Art

It seems like anything painted on a wall without the permission of the proper authority is considered “graffiti”. It’s a shame because...

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September 2, 2010 at 11:45 am

When Nature Gets Very Angry

I take a quote from one of the best characters in action movie history:  “Everything moves in cycles, so twice a century the ocean let’s...

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September 2, 2010 at 11:15 am

See You In Ten: Demi Lovato

See You In Ten speculates on where some of the young, up-and-coming stars of Hollywood will be ten years from now. Will they be a megastar and household...

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September 2, 2010 at 10:45 am

Katrina-damaged Remains of Six Flags New Orleans Open To Public. Sort of.

Ever watch a slasher horror flick where the people are getting chased and run...

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September 2, 2010 at 7:45 am

Our Favorite Make Fun of Paris Hilton Videos

Considering that Paris Hilton is in a whole heap of trouble it’s time...

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September 2, 2010 at 5:45 am

6 Reasons To Throw Yourself A Surprise Birthday Party

Birthdays are an odd event. It’s celebrating the day you popped out of your...

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September 2, 2010 at 4:45 am

AM Hot Links – Store Tripping, Batman Blake and the Briefcase Bar

Click the photo to read about the seven people who will ruin your quick trip to the store.

I’m a victim of Murphy’s Law so often the next time I see Murphy on the street I’m going to punch him in his fat whore mouth. If I’m in a hurry, the grocery store is mobbed, like the world is ending and everyone needs Nilla Wafers and seltzer. If I’ve got nothing better to do, the store is a ghost town. I’ve figured out a remedy to my problem. I make sure I never have anything to do. I don’t go to work, parties, social functions or anything that involves a specific time of arrival. I’m never in a hurry any more. I’ll just sit here a little longer and ponder the miracle that is Instant Oats.

Take your sweet ass time browsing the EgoTV Facebook Page.

The Links

Holy Blake Lively Super Cleavage Batman! – [Popoholic]
A Hearty Helping Of Katy Perry Pictures – [Caveman Circus]
6 Famous Unsolved Mysteries (That Have Totally Been Solved) – [Cracked]
Japanese Men Going on Real Life Dates with Virtual Women – [Uncoached]
The Briefcase Bar – [Maxim]
Conan O’Brien Announces Name Of New Show – [Heavy]
We Get It, Demi Moore Still Looks Hot In A Bikini – [The Frisky]
Cheryl Tweedy Official 2011 Calendar – [Celeb Jihad]
Awesome Tollywood Action Scene – [Double Viking]
Death Metal Camels – [Manofest]
Rick’s Cabaret Ladies Offering A’s Pitcher Brett Anderson Special Night If He Beats Yanks – [Busted Coverage]
The Truth About Facebook – [Manofest]
Ten TV Shows You Never Knew Existed – [Gunaxin]
Deep-Fried Beer: The Future Is Now – [Holy Taco]

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September 2, 2010 at 3:45 am