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  • 25 Photos of Astronauts Eating in Zero Gravity

    25 Photos of Astronauts Eating in Zero Gravity

    May 16, 2012 at 6:30 am

    Thanks to what we can only assume is a covert robot uprising, a manned space voyage is a rarity in modern times. Fortunately, the excitement of strapping scientists to rockets like Wile E. Coyote will never die, and a three-man Soyuz capsule departed from Kazakhstan, yesterday. It’s destination...

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  • Top 5 Things We Would Do with an MMA Championship Belt

    Top 5 Things We Would Do with an MMA Championship Belt

    May 16, 2012 at 6:00 am

    Because it’s being auctioned 1. Wear the belt with no shirt to a public library, and attempt to stare down everyone there 2. Hold up our enormous parachute pants 3. Realize this is probably as close as we will ever get to our dream of becoming the W.W.F. Intercontinental Champion, seeing as how...

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  • Top 5 Reasons Princess Cruise Line Won’t Help Stranded Castaways

    Top 5 Reasons Princess Cruise Line Won’t Help Stranded Castaways

    May 16, 2012 at 5:30 am

    Full story here 1. Captain too busy waving to friends on shore 2. Someone that hungry could kill their buffet margins 3. Drunken passengers thought he was merely a tourist attraction 4. Princess has a strict policy against giving away free cruise trips 5. Thought flinging some coins overboard was enough

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  • In-Store Parking

    In-Store Parking

    May 16, 2012 at 5:00 am

    How many of these firepeople pocketed some jewelery?

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  • Pirate Ski Instructor

    Pirate Ski Instructor

    May 16, 2012 at 4:30 am

    Nick Nastase is our Facebook friend. He made a video where he schools you about skiing with the power of rock. Also, he’s dressed as a pirate. It’s interesting to note that Nick is combining the type of cool bro who gets laid the most (ski instructor) with the type of cool bro who gets laid...

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  • 20 Superhero and Supervillain USB Sticks

    20 Superhero and Supervillain USB Sticks

    May 9, 2012 at 7:00 am

    Themed flash drives can add a dash of “look at me” to the otherwise unglamorous process of transferring data. We’ve been examining superhero flash drives all morning, and we’ve concluded that a little-known power of many superheroes is that they can store a lot of data in their...

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  • The 20 Most Diabolical Laboratories on Earth

    The 20 Most Diabolical Laboratories on Earth

    May 10, 2012 at 5:30 am

    Research is the bridge which connects the worlds of reality and science fiction. All over the world, nerdy scientists are hard-at-work in their laboratories or medeivil castles, trying to break new bounds in human understanding. We took a look at the most interesting laboratories and picked out twenty...

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  • 20 Fungi Photos That Prove There Is Beauty Everywhere

    20 Fungi Photos That Prove There Is Beauty Everywhere

    May 10, 2012 at 6:30 am

    Fungus. The word is known to evoke images of nasty stuff that we don’t want growing anywhere near or on us. However, not every fungi is some gross-colored, fuzzy patch of moldy ickiness. In fact, fungi can produce some of the most beautiful living organisms in nature. With this in mind, we found...

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  • Lip Protection: No Longer Just for Your Mouth

    Lip Protection: No Longer Just for Your Mouth

    May 10, 2012 at 5:00 am

    Because if those things get chapped, you’re in trouble 

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  • 20 Children’s Drawings of Aliens

    20 Children’s Drawings of Aliens

    May 11, 2012 at 5:30 am

    Alien kidnappings are on the rise: Parents are advised to keep a strict watch on their medication dosages. We found twenty nightmare-inducing drawings by children who may have been abducted by aliens, or may just be having sleep paralysis/an imagination:               

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  • 5 Unbelievable But True Facts about Immortality

    5 Unbelievable But True Facts about Immortality

    May 11, 2012 at 6:30 am

    Dying is for quitters. 1. Everything Used To Be ImmortalCommon wisdom is that every living thing dies, but the opposite used to be true. According to a popular theory, the single-celled organisms which first populated this Earth had no reason to die, and just kept existing until a bigger organism ate...

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  • Top 5 Reasons Greece Can’t Form a Government

    Top 5 Reasons Greece Can’t Form a Government

    May 11, 2012 at 6:00 am

    1. Too busy trying to lure MTV to film Greek culture as the basis for the next “Jersey Shore” 2. Lack of budget means Congressional hearings must be held at acropolis ruins 3. “Zeus-Hercules” write-in votes dominate runoff elections 4. No one is interested since nation has no...

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  • Bikini Snow Party

    Bikini Snow Party

    May 11, 2012 at 5:00 am

    They’ve had exactly enough alcohol to take their clothes off and feel warm no matter what, while still being able to stand.

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  • Crazy VW Concept Car

    Crazy VW Concept Car

    May 11, 2012 at 4:30 am

    It’s circular. It flies. It… appears to be unable to take even the slightest side impact. Leave it to the Germans and Japanese to combine forces to engineer something mind blowing with no real practical use. Maybe we’re being short-sighted, but wow, that looks scary.

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  • 20 Cool Photos of Space Shuttles Being Transported by Air

    20 Cool Photos of Space Shuttles Being Transported by Air

    May 14, 2012 at 5:30 am

    Recently, one of the final chapters in the U.S. space shuttle program concluded, as Discovery was flown to the Smithsonian. Whenever a U.S. space shuttle needs to be moved somewhere (besides space), a specially-modified Boeing 747 is used. To commemorate the retirement of Space Shuttle Discovery, we...

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  • High Definition Video of Paramecium under a Microscope

    High Definition Video of Paramecium under a Microscope

    May 14, 2012 at 4:30 am

    These single-celled organisms are migrating, and everything is captured in high def. We can’t wait for a reality series starring unicellular organisms (although they kinda all do, already).

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  • Tiny horses… or giant furniture?

    Tiny horses… or giant furniture?

    May 14, 2012 at 4:00 am

    Silly giants, any meals here will be marred by the smell of horse poop 

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  • Moose in Power Lines

    Moose in Power Lines

    May 14, 2012 at 5:00 am

    Moose can fly, but this is why they don't

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  • Top 5 Other Mistakes on Ousted Yahoo CEO Scott Thompson’s Resume

    Top 5 Other Mistakes on Ousted Yahoo CEO Scott Thompson’s Resume

    May 14, 2012 at 3:30 am

    1. Was never a member of “Who’s Who in American Website CEO’s” 2. “Conducted lifelong self-study of microbial agents” should read “Syphillis positive” 3. Never served as president of Hair Club for Men 4. Does not actually have a degree in Resume Tampering 5....

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  • Top 5 Things the Cast of Desperate Housewives Will Do Now that the Show Is Over

    Top 5 Things the Cast of Desperate Housewives Will Do Now that the Show Is Over

    May 14, 2012 at 4:00 am

     1. Get walk-on roles in “Grey’s Anatomy” as medical skeletons 2. Finally star in highly-demanded “Golden Girls” remake 3. Compete for role as crypt-keeper in “Tales from the Crypt” movie 4. Stop substituting cocaine for meals 5. Call up Demi Moore and...

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  • Top 5 Olympic Torch Mishaps

    Top 5 Olympic Torch Mishaps

    May 14, 2012 at 5:00 am

    1. Inspirational man with Parkinson’s given torch after choosing to be sponsored by Nike’s new “all-flammable” track suit 2. Torch route staged through new dynamite factory/children’s hospital combo 3. Torch bearer eaten by thousands of flame-attracted moths 4. Final carrier...

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  • Top 5 Worst Mother’s Day Gifts

    Top 5 Worst Mother’s Day Gifts

    May 13, 2012 at 5:30 am

    1. A paternity lawsuit 2. Bananas flambees in bed 3. Homemade crackpipe covered with glittery elbow macaroni 4. 5 extra minutes in the rec yard 5. Instead of spa package, package includes six free hours of watching tub birth deliveries

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  • 20 Breastfeeding Photos that Make Us Fear Attachment Parenting

    20 Breastfeeding Photos that Make Us Fear Attachment Parenting

    May 15, 2012 at 6:00 am

    Attachment parenting is a huge modern parenting fad typically characterized by breastfeeding well into toddlerhood, keeping the child close to its mother at all times with a sling or by sharing a bed, and pretty much doing everything short of storing them in the original womb. We don’t really...

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  • 20 Ancient Calendars to Screw up the Apocalypse Timetable

    20 Ancient Calendars to Screw up the Apocalypse Timetable

    May 15, 2012 at 6:30 am

    The recent discovery of an ancient Mayan calendar disproves the notion that they thought the world would end later this year. To fill the void left in the hearts of apocalypse fans, everywhere, we dug up a slew of ancient calendars. Take a hard look and tell us if any of these predict impending doom...

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  • Top 5 Most Likely Candidates to be Khloe Kardashian’s Father

    Top 5 Most Likely Candidates to be Khloe Kardashian’s Father

    May 15, 2012 at 5:30 am

    1. That eight-foot tall, 500-pound dude Kris Jenner dated that one time 2. That incredibly hairy boyfriend Kris Jenner met at the zoo 3. The Morlock that Kris Jenner dumped the inventor of time travel for 4. Some guy Kris Jenner thought was wearing a bear costume, but turned out to be a giant bear 5....

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  • Time Lapse Video of the Earth

    Time Lapse Video of the Earth

    May 15, 2012 at 4:30 am

    No longer do you need a lot of drugs or a near-death experience to view the Earth from space. The Electro-L weather satellite took photos of Earth using four different kinds of light over one week to make this time lapse video.

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  • Darth Titan

    Darth Titan

    May 15, 2012 at 5:12 am

    Maybe it plugs into his neck and that's where the Death Star has that vulnerable hole  

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  • Awesome Lightning

    Awesome Lightning

    May 15, 2012 at 4:00 am

    We’re looking forward to what we assume is Syfy’s new film, “Mega Shark vs. God”     

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  • Parrot Dancing the Dougie

    Parrot Dancing the Dougie

    May 16, 2012 at 9:45 am

    Parrots rock out more than any other scientifically-observed species

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  • Family Matters N-Bomb

    Family Matters N-Bomb

    May 16, 2012 at 9:40 am

    They actually went there. For once, Urkel is speechless.

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  • Man Sues All You Can Eat Place

    Man Sues All You Can Eat Place

    May 16, 2012 at 9:35 am

    The fact that it was a seafood restaurant makes us wonder if this man is Homer Simpson

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  • Wheel of Fortune Fail

    Wheel of Fortune Fail

    May 16, 2012 at 9:27 am

    Or maybe this guy owns a bunch of magic wand vibrators and was just ashamed

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  • Gas Station Explosion

    Gas Station Explosion

    May 15, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Don’t smoke around old Russian machinery, in general

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  • Obscene Live Commercial

    Obscene Live Commercial

    May 15, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Used car salesmen even get annoyed with each other

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  • Target Pepper Spray Robbery

    Target Pepper Spray Robbery

    May 15, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Thank goodness it’s not a Big 5, or she could’ve been shot

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  • Dog gets head stuck

    Dog gets head stuck

    May 15, 2012 at 11:31 am

    That’s what happens when you feed them cans of soda

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